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I am unsure whether or not to be furious or elated. On one hand, I was accused of... of.... Ugh, I cannot repeat such a foul thing. It makes me sick to my stomach On the other, Laharl has finally found love (with my aid, of course). I wonder if I should have gone so far as to threaten to tell... No matter, what's done is done. And it was necessary enough to get rid of... Ugh, best to get off this subject altogether. It is making me ill. Best to never mention or think about it ever again. And if it is ever brought up, I will simply deny its existence! Shoved under the rug, never to be seen again!

But, speaking of love...
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There is this woman, the leader of something called the "Salaheem Sentinels?" I believe she is trying to seduce moi. I am not sure what to think about that, although it is quite the compliment. Hmhmhm... I am still very able to attract women it seems. Ah, such wonderful news.

Oh! And I have an aid in legal affairs. Hm... I wonder if there is even a court in this place to take advantage of such a thing. No matter, the need will present itself in due time. Until then, I will simply have to wait and see.

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Never underestimate the fairer sex, amigo-- even the cutest kittens can wield some nasty claws if you expose your flesh too readily.

As far as the legal affairs go, it's my pleasure. I'd better keep from getting rusty if I can. After all, if you're a deer hunter on a deer hunt, you hunt deer. If you're a window washer on the 49th floor, you wash the windows. If you're a man paid to dress like a hot dog in a busy intersection, you do the wiener dance.

Heh...

Sounds like someone's very sure of himself here...

I've never heard of that dance, Stranger-san! What does it look like?

Ha...! I know an attorney who could probably pull off a good version for you...

But I was using it metaphorically, Bunny. All I mean is that a person ought to stick with what they're good.

Of course. Women can be quite frightening like that. After all, that is where the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" comes from, is it not?

The same goes for my offer of payment. To go rusty in the field of battle is something I simply cannot allow. It would be a disgrace!

And what reason would I have not to be? After all, it has happened.

Ah, where are my manners? I am Vyers, the Dark Adonis. And you what is your name, Mademoiselle?

Oh! I get it!

Stranger-san, if your friend isn't here, can you show me?

...and who's Bunny, Stranger-san? I think one of the prinnies has that name, but I don't think they're here...

Ok, I'll concede that point. You just sounded a bit full of yourself up there.

I'm Sara Sidle...What's an Adonis...?

Oh, and nice sparkles.

You'd better believe it. I've been to hell and back, Morado, and I've yet to see anything that glows more brightly and burns more brutally than the white-hot heart of a passionate woman.

Ah, here's a man after my own standards. It would seem this is a perfectly tailored agreement.

Ha...! Unfortunately, I can't dance real well anymore, Senorita, but I can rock and roll.

And Bunny would be in reference to the pink-clad little cherub before me. Upon meeting a cute girl, always ask her name and occupation. That's one of my rules.

Not without something to back it up, I assure you.

A pleasure to meet you, Mademoiselle. It is a word used to describe a beautiful man.

Why thank you!

Cherub - ! Stranger-san, do you know Cupid?

Oh! Have you met a cute girl, Stranger-san?

Ah, yes. White-hot and terribly frightening. To be on the side of a woman's vengeance is something I would rather avoid. I would rather take the fire than arsonist.

It is indeed. You and I seem to have a lot in common, it seems.

...........................

....... Ha! Aren't you the cutest little button ever whipstitched to a coattail?

You remind me of someone. What's your name?

...button?

I'm Flonne, the Fallen Angel of Love and Justice!

Angel? Perhaps that's a blurb more suited to your book jacket.

Call me Godot, the Legendary Prosecutor of Truth and Vengeance.

But it's true, Godot-san! I am a fallen angel!

...and I don't have a book!

No no no, Angel, I believe you. I see no contradictions to that testimony.

Perhaps I'd better clear out the linguistic fog... it's getting so thick you can't see your hand in front of your face.

Let's change the subject. I heard you're in love, Angel.

Ok, wise guy, what would that evidence be?

It's a great pleasure to meet you also sir. I'll reserve judgment for if/when I meet you in this world...

Oh...alright!

Oh, yes! I am! With Laharl-san!

You have love too, don't you, Godot-san?

Ha...! Well, I don't know why I'm surprised. It's as easy to see the curling steam from a passionate romance as it is the bittersweet aroma from a fresh cup of hot coffee.

I certainly have love. Love is the fuel that flows through all men's veins, even love of money or love of oneself. The truly blessed, like you and I, gain nourishment the love of another.

A wise man once said it was all you need. That's one of my lesser-known rules.

Passionate romance? Oh, that's wonderful! I'm so happy for you, Godot-san!

And that's a wonderfule rule to have! Maybe I should make that a rule for me too.

Why stop at one? I've got more rules than I've got Godot Blends of coffee.

You can never live by too many rules. That's one of my rules.

...how many blends of coffee do you have, Godot-san?

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