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I am unsure whether or not to be furious or elated. On one hand, I was accused of... of.... Ugh, I cannot repeat such a foul thing. It makes me sick to my stomach On the other, Laharl has finally found love (with my aid, of course). I wonder if I should have gone so far as to threaten to tell... No matter, what's done is done. And it was necessary enough to get rid of... Ugh, best to get off this subject altogether. It is making me ill. Best to never mention or think about it ever again. And if it is ever brought up, I will simply deny its existence! Shoved under the rug, never to be seen again!

But, speaking of love...
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There is this woman, the leader of something called the "Salaheem Sentinels?" I believe she is trying to seduce moi. I am not sure what to think about that, although it is quite the compliment. Hmhmhm... I am still very able to attract women it seems. Ah, such wonderful news.

Oh! And I have an aid in legal affairs. Hm... I wonder if there is even a court in this place to take advantage of such a thing. No matter, the need will present itself in due time. Until then, I will simply have to wait and see.

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Never underestimate the fairer sex, amigo-- even the cutest kittens can wield some nasty claws if you expose your flesh too readily.

As far as the legal affairs go, it's my pleasure. I'd better keep from getting rusty if I can. After all, if you're a deer hunter on a deer hunt, you hunt deer. If you're a window washer on the 49th floor, you wash the windows. If you're a man paid to dress like a hot dog in a busy intersection, you do the wiener dance.

I've never heard of that dance, Stranger-san! What does it look like?

Ha...! I know an attorney who could probably pull off a good version for you...

But I was using it metaphorically, Bunny. All I mean is that a person ought to stick with what they're good.

Oh! I get it!

Stranger-san, if your friend isn't here, can you show me?

...and who's Bunny, Stranger-san? I think one of the prinnies has that name, but I don't think they're here...

Ha...! Unfortunately, I can't dance real well anymore, Senorita, but I can rock and roll.

And Bunny would be in reference to the pink-clad little cherub before me. Upon meeting a cute girl, always ask her name and occupation. That's one of my rules.

Cherub - ! Stranger-san, do you know Cupid?

Oh! Have you met a cute girl, Stranger-san?

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....... Ha! Aren't you the cutest little button ever whipstitched to a coattail?

You remind me of someone. What's your name?

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Of course. Women can be quite frightening like that. After all, that is where the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" comes from, is it not?

The same goes for my offer of payment. To go rusty in the field of battle is something I simply cannot allow. It would be a disgrace!

You'd better believe it. I've been to hell and back, Morado, and I've yet to see anything that glows more brightly and burns more brutally than the white-hot heart of a passionate woman.

Ah, here's a man after my own standards. It would seem this is a perfectly tailored agreement.

Ah, yes. White-hot and terribly frightening. To be on the side of a woman's vengeance is something I would rather avoid. I would rather take the fire than arsonist.

It is indeed. You and I seem to have a lot in common, it seems.

Then again, it gets mighty cold if you never play with matches. Sometimes it's worth the pain of getting burned just to feel a little heat in this frigid universe of ours.

I've been meaning to ask if you like coffee.

Another wonderful truth. As long as it isn't an inferno, the fire in a woman's eyes can be quite attractive.

Coffee? It is a nice treat from time to time.

Heh...

Sounds like someone's very sure of himself here...

And what reason would I have not to be? After all, it has happened.

Ah, where are my manners? I am Vyers, the Dark Adonis. And you what is your name, Mademoiselle?

Ok, I'll concede that point. You just sounded a bit full of yourself up there.

I'm Sara Sidle...What's an Adonis...?

Oh, and nice sparkles.

Not without something to back it up, I assure you.

A pleasure to meet you, Mademoiselle. It is a word used to describe a beautiful man.

Why thank you!

Ok, wise guy, what would that evidence be?

It's a great pleasure to meet you also sir. I'll reserve judgment for if/when I meet you in this world...

I have strength, beauty, and apparently someone who wishes to court moi. I also had my own castle. I believe those are good enough reasons to be confident in oneself.

Salaheem Sentinels, indeed! How good of you to remember. And this Godot-sir is quite right! We adorrrable kittens do have the sharpest of claws... but such sharpness can be useful if it's on the best of sides. And of course such cuteness, though even a much better word should be used... hmmm... but, ah, even such as myself, should be with those equally as wonderful~

Haha... ~~I hope those claws are not too terribly sharp.~~

Equally as wonderful, you say? Ah, what a wonderful compliment!

I assume that "cuteness" would be substituted for "beauty?"

Ahhh 'beauty'... a much better word. An alluring exquisiteness, with a touch of refined elegance in such wonderful clawed hands and keen blue eyes - oh yes, beauty indeed. Heh.

But oh yes, of course... equally. One wouldn't want to lower themselves to anything less, yes? It'd be such a waste... a disapointment...

Hm... With such a description, you have moi curious. If I read correctly, your band is a group of mercenaries, right?

To do such a thing would not only a disappointment but a disgrace! You make a fine point, Mademoiselle.

Oh yes, disgrrrrace indeed.

Ah... we are generally mercenaries, from where I was from, that is. We helped along the Empress and protected the city from downfall. But yes, mercenaries. Such a name in itself can carry some disgraces, I know... which is trrruly unfortunate. But I pride my mercenaries! They should be fully respected! And -! ... ah. Pardon me. The division here hasn't been quite the same.

Hasn't been the same? What do you mean?