[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

[beautifulrondo]

I doubt this is the right time to begin using this machine for its intended journaling purposes, but I fear that if I do not get this out now, I shall go mad. As of this moment I have locked myself in my room for lack of any other solution. I am fully aware that it is a poor one.

At first I had thought it a late realization of just how plentiful the beautiful maidens residing in this city were, but I am beginning to doubt the reasons for the flutterings of my heart. Ah, love! Rarely have I ever thought of you as a cursed thing, but now how you turn on me so! I cannot deny my feelings as anything but, but the sheer number of those I yearn for is too much! How sinful I am! Even if I were to spend all the centuries of my life in pain it would not be enough to atone!

Even now my mind races with thoughts of these beautiful women... I am a traitor, a terrible sinner who deserves not the love he has! O merciful god, deliver me from my traitorous heart!

But not literally, if you would.

Comments

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... What the heck are you talking about?

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I doubt you would understand... even if I were to have an explanation. O cruel world...

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Were you hit in the head or somethin'?

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Not that I can remember.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Somethin' you ate, somethin' you drank? If there's somethin' in the water again, I swear...

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that I am currently drugged?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Drug out of what?

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

No, no, "Drugged:" given a substance that makes one act differently.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, you are acting worse than usual.

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

What do you mean by that?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Exactly what it sounds like; you're acting like a nut.

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I... I would not say that.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You're not in the position to say anything. ... Except what you ate n' drink so I don't get whatever the heck you do.

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I have not had anything out of the ordinary lately. [stops and thinks for a moment. Wait a minute. All of this started around...] Except for when she and I went out... [and now the gears start to turn]

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

There's a girl involved? That explains everything.

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

My wife. When I went out with my wife. And a certain goddess insisted in aiding in the endeavor with someone else.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... Oh?

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I believe something is very wrong. And that lovely, beautiful, intelligent goddess is the one to blame.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. Now you believe me!

And that's not quite how I'd describe her but you've probably right.

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I did not think about that possibility at first. But behind those eyes that shine like the final rays of light at sunset lies our culprit, I am sure of it!

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Would you quit talking like that?

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

[ffffffff] I cannot help myself!

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

And I can't help it if I knock you one in the head next I see you.

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Ugh! I do not see what I have done to deserve that.

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, you let yourself get dragged out for one.