[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

[beautifulrondo]

I doubt this is the right time to begin using this machine for its intended journaling purposes, but I fear that if I do not get this out now, I shall go mad. As of this moment I have locked myself in my room for lack of any other solution. I am fully aware that it is a poor one.

At first I had thought it a late realization of just how plentiful the beautiful maidens residing in this city were, but I am beginning to doubt the reasons for the flutterings of my heart. Ah, love! Rarely have I ever thought of you as a cursed thing, but now how you turn on me so! I cannot deny my feelings as anything but, but the sheer number of those I yearn for is too much! How sinful I am! Even if I were to spend all the centuries of my life in pain it would not be enough to atone!

Even now my mind races with thoughts of these beautiful women... I am a traitor, a terrible sinner who deserves not the love he has! O merciful god, deliver me from my traitorous heart!

But not literally, if you would.

Comments

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Get a girlfriend, mate.

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

You misunderstand, sir. I am already married to the woman I have always loved and will love forever. That is why this is a problem.

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Don't get a girlfriend; what are you thinking? You've got a wife!

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I know! [sob] I do not know what I am thinking! Such terrible thoughts... The shame...

[Voice] [CAUSE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY LOCK IT. WAY TO FAIL.]

[overlords_wrath]

...What the HELL, Old Man?

[Voice; 1/2]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

[there's a sputtering from Vyers' end at Laharl's voice coming out of the journal]

I--That--I can explain! I cannot explain. This is...

[Voice; 2/2]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

...

I have no answer.

[overlords_wrath]

...Uh huh.

[And Laharl isn't sure quiiiiiite what to say about this. He kinda avoids this stuff ya know.]

Well, you better come up with something.

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

...

How feasible do you think avoiding contact with all other women would be?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... What the heck are you talking about?

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I doubt you would understand... even if I were to have an explanation. O cruel world...

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Were you hit in the head or somethin'?

[esperize.livejournal.com]

( she just... doesn't even ) Um...

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

[aw fuck] ...Hello, mademoiselle. [deploy Mid-Boss Personality Distance System]

[esperize.livejournal.com]

... You're married?

[Voice FOREVER]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

...you're still...this lasted longer than I thought...!

[Voice~]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I am still... what?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Still, uh...still...under the effects of my wine.

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

What did you put in that stuff?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Mandrake root, pumpkin ghost vine, banshee's teardrop and a cockatrice's feather...and that's just the base. To say nothing of the spell algorithm! I just miscalculated how it'd effect his personality, is all...

[divine_storm]

I didn't understand a thing you just said but...

You're an even bigger pig then I thought! You're married?!?

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

It is not my fault!

[divine_storm]

It's not your fault? Yeah right... you really can't man up.

[Voice]

[therightcurves.livejournal.com]

...sinful doesn't even begin to cover it, buddy.

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

[the more of these he gets, the more he regrets not paying more attention to the locks. Guess who's in the fetal position next to his journal? :D] I know.