beautifulrondo: (eh...)
Vyers/Krichevskoy ([personal profile] beautifulrondo) wrote2011-06-02 12:53 am

[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

I doubt this is the right time to begin using this machine for its intended journaling purposes, but I fear that if I do not get this out now, I shall go mad. As of this moment I have locked myself in my room for lack of any other solution. I am fully aware that it is a poor one.

At first I had thought it a late realization of just how plentiful the beautiful maidens residing in this city were, but I am beginning to doubt the reasons for the flutterings of my heart. Ah, love! Rarely have I ever thought of you as a cursed thing, but now how you turn on me so! I cannot deny my feelings as anything but, but the sheer number of those I yearn for is too much! How sinful I am! Even if I were to spend all the centuries of my life in pain it would not be enough to atone!

Even now my mind races with thoughts of these beautiful women... I am a traitor, a terrible sinner who deserves not the love he has! O merciful god, deliver me from my traitorous heart!

But not literally, if you would.

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
It, It is not as though I am not thinking of her as well. Must you say it like that?
overlords_wrath: (Your stupidity is hurting my head)

[personal profile] overlords_wrath 2011-06-02 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
.........

Better start coming up with reasons why I shouldn't punch you. ...Or tell mom and watch her punch you. [Because that'd be lulz.]

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't on purpose! I cannot tell you what is going on!
overlords_wrath: (I don't think so)

[personal profile] overlords_wrath 2011-06-02 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
How can it not be on purpose?

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
It is as I say! I am not purposefully looking for other women it just... It just happens! I will be walking along and suddenly I am captivated by the beauty of a woman walking past!
overlords_wrath: (Your stupidity is hurting my head)

[personal profile] overlords_wrath 2011-06-02 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
And that's totally not your fault.

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
E, Every woman. Aside from that one who was scary beyond all reason. God was merciful for that.

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
N, No offense meant, madam.

[identity profile] violet-diva.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you are.

[Glaring off the journal at you Vyers.]
overlords_wrath: (=A=;)

[personal profile] overlords_wrath 2011-06-02 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
......

Okay, maybe something weird is going on.

...Did someone cast a spell on you or something?

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
I do not remember anything of the sort happening.
overlords_wrath: (Your stupidity is hurting my head)

[personal profile] overlords_wrath 2011-06-02 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, either someone has done something to you, or you're on your way to getting beaten.

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
I did not say it did not happen, only that I do not remember!
overlords_wrath: (I don't think so)

[personal profile] overlords_wrath 2011-06-02 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe you should find out? You can't keep this from Mom forever. Hell, you owe me for not already going to showing her this. [...Laharl still is not above blackmailing his own father, nope.]

[identity profile] mysterious-moi.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[you can practically hear the twitch here] I am working on it.