beautifulrondo | [text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

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[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

I doubt this is the right time to begin using this machine for its intended journaling purposes, but I fear that if I do not get this out now, I shall go mad. As of this moment I have locked myself in my room for lack of any other solution. I am fully aware that it is a poor one.

At first I had thought it a late realization of just how plentiful the beautiful maidens residing in this city were, but I am beginning to doubt the reasons for the flutterings of my heart. Ah, love! Rarely have I ever thought of you as a cursed thing, but now how you turn on me so! I cannot deny my feelings as anything but, but the sheer number of those I yearn for is too much! How sinful I am! Even if I were to spend all the centuries of my life in pain it would not be enough to atone!

Even now my mind races with thoughts of these beautiful women... I am a traitor, a terrible sinner who deserves not the love he has! O merciful god, deliver me from my traitorous heart!

But not literally, if you would.

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You sort of are, on both counts.

Not enough madness?

You are too short! Very, VERY short! Not as short as Ed though I believe, I think he's probably so short you can barely see him under a microscope. Or so I've heard!

OFCOURSE! WE NEED MORE MADNESS, MORE!!

Ugh...

F-fine. So what? I could destroy this whole place if I felt like it. Size doesn't matter!

Oi! Why would you do that?

I didn't say I would. I just said I could.

Well, don't. Because I like you, and I'd hate to have to get in your way.

Because destroying the place I'm trapped in so it collapses on top of all of us would be a really smart thing to do.

I'm not a fool, but you would be to try and get in my way, so don't.

You could go on a bender. Maybe. Wait, no, don't. Alcohol is bad for children.

[a chuckle, but it's a slightly cold, "I'm the bloody Doctor and who the hell are you" chuckle]

...I'm not a child.

Then what are you?

I'm a demon and I'm one thousand, three hundred and fourteen years old.

I knew you were a demon, but I didn't know how old. [conveniently neglecting to say he's likely older than that]

Well, now you know. Demons age differently from humans. [...Eh? Isn't Eleven like... 906 at this point? XD]

I'm not human, so I don't have to worry about it. Good.

[ooc: He likely lies about his age, given some of the things said Classic Who. XD]

Well, I guess that explains some of the weirdness.

((OOC: lol well a lot of classic who age quotes are definitely grain-o-salt, but many are consistent with, at least the ones Ten gave. His were fairly consistent with the season changes even. lol ))

What would life be, if not weird? It'd be boring!

There's a big difference between weird and exciting.

((ooc: ...brb finding ketchup for my words. Poked on the Wiki. You got me. XD I hadn't seen the updated info on the age thing. Wow they messed that up. I thought it had been consistent, but oops. Moffat has said twice that he thinks the Doctor is lying now, so. lol. That's word of god enough for me. I guess 9 or 10 went Ew... at idea of being over 1000 and decided 900ish sounded good and started counting from there. XD; ))

Can't we have both?

[I like ketchup. 8D I figured that when he started claiming to be 900-something after all that continuity, he was in denial.]

I could live without the weird part. [Laharl speaks like someone surrounded by it far, far too much.]

((lol XD Yeaaah... mind a lot of that 1000's was the time war, so uh....))

What? Why?

[ooc: And now we know. Poor ~~Eight~~ ~~Nine~~ Doctor.]

...Obviously you should visit the Netherworld some time.

I should! I've never been there. It should be fun, really.

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[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

[Voice] Eleven is such a troll.

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