[text; very locked from Gwen, ATTEMPTED lock from Laharl and Flonne, but he's not really thinking]

[beautifulrondo]

I doubt this is the right time to begin using this machine for its intended journaling purposes, but I fear that if I do not get this out now, I shall go mad. As of this moment I have locked myself in my room for lack of any other solution. I am fully aware that it is a poor one.

At first I had thought it a late realization of just how plentiful the beautiful maidens residing in this city were, but I am beginning to doubt the reasons for the flutterings of my heart. Ah, love! Rarely have I ever thought of you as a cursed thing, but now how you turn on me so! I cannot deny my feelings as anything but, but the sheer number of those I yearn for is too much! How sinful I am! Even if I were to spend all the centuries of my life in pain it would not be enough to atone!

Even now my mind races with thoughts of these beautiful women... I am a traitor, a terrible sinner who deserves not the love he has! O merciful god, deliver me from my traitorous heart!

But not literally, if you would.

Comments

[voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[The grin can be heard in his voice by now] And so you wouldn't! Good.

Oh, are you a demon? That's nice. Tell me, do you know a couple by the names of Laharl and Flonne? I haven't seen them in awhile.

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

I do indeed. The two of them are currently living with--

Couple, you say?

[voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Yes, there are two of them.

Oh! [GLEE] They're a couple! That explains why Flonne was so happy to see him.

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Technically Miss Flonne is a Fallen Angel, but if you feel more comfortable calling her a demon, that is quite all right.

Hmhmhm~ They do certainly seem that way, do they not?

[voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Oh, did she fall? She doesn't seem really torn up about it, although it might be that she's had other things on her mind.

[MORE GLEE] They are! I knew it!

[Voice] *BUTTING IN*

[overlords_wrath]

OI! We're not a COUPLE!

[Voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are!

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

NO, WE'RE NOT! She's NOT my girlfriend!

She's... she's my VASSAL, DAMMIT!

[Voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, all I could make out were the words "She's my girlfriend." [trolling laugh goes here]

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

NOT! NOT!

[Voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Is! Is!

*butting in as well, LIKE A BOSS* [Voice]

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

Is too~!

[Voice]

[fangirlforlove.livejournal.com]

Laharl-san, do we...do we really look like a couple?

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

F-Flonne! Er... H-how should I know?!

[Voice]

[fangirlforlove.livejournal.com]

A couple...[her voice is soft, kinda wistful]

I-I mean, we should clear this up! I don't want you to be troubled by this...

[Voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Come on! Everyone can see it.

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

Because clearly they'd believe us.

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

The circumstances were a bit... strange, to say the least.

Ah, but that is for the two of them to say! To be young again...

[voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Strange? What's strange? From what I've seen around here, fallen angels are the least weird things to happen.

Oh, you know Laharl will never say it. [chuckle]

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Fallen angels are hardly a strange sight, it is merely the circumstances that surrounded that fall that are strange. But that is not my story to tell.

Hmhmhm... How true.

[voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

She's not the only one I've met, but she's such a nice girl.

Who do you think they'll invite to the wedding?

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Oh? You have met others?

Wedding... [he thinks about that a moment. It would be nice to see Laharl get married but THINK OF WHAT THAT WOULD MEAN FOR HIS AGE but seeing his son get married...]

[voice]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Duma, somewhere around here. He's rather nice, but he's not technically a "he."

Right, the wedding! That would be fun!

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Ah, I believe I may have seen him around the journals once or twice.

As long as they have the right person planning. [roses. There need to be roses. It isn't a proper wedding without them.]

[voice]

[fangirlforlove.livejournal.com]

W-Wedding...